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94 Funny Never Have I Ever Questions for Kids
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All 94, top picks first
- 1.
Pretended to be a superhero and saved the day
- 2.
Played a prank on my parents or siblings
- 3.
Tried to eat something yucky just to impress my friends
- 4.
Pretended to be a famous singer or actor in front of the mirror
- 5.
Played a prank on a teacher
- 6.
Told my mom I was going to a PG movie but saw an R movie instead
- 7.
Fed my dinner to the dog when no one was looking
- 8.
Ignored dog poop in the house so I didn’t have to clean it
- 9.
Made a silly face while taking a selfie
- 10.
Sung a song in front of a mirror using a hairbrush as a microphone
- 11.
Tried to climb a tree and got stuck
- 12.
Tried to sneakily feed my vegetables to the family pet
- 13.
Pretended to be a chef and cooked up a pretend meal
- 14.
Tried to invent my own secret language with made-up words
- 15.
Tried baby food as an olderkid
- 16.
Thought a cartoon character was attractive
- 17.
Tried to teach my pet a silly trick
- 18.
Stolen food from someone’s lunch tray
- 19.
Pretended to need the bathroom to leave a boring class
- 20.
Dipped my finger into the peanut butter jar and put it back on the shelf
- 21.
Sold my lunch to a classmate
- 22.
Stayed up all night playing video games
- 23.
Eaten one of the dog’s treats
- 24.
Gone swimming in the bathtub
- 25.
Tried to touch my nose with my tongue
- 26.
Jumped in a puddle while wearing my favorite shoes
- 27.
Played hide and seek and couldn’t find anyone
- 28.
Made a silly face in the mirror and laughed at myself
- 29.
Tried to do a cartwheel and fell on my back
- 30.
Tried to do a cartwheel and failed
- 31.
Tried to do a magic trick and failed
- 32.
Tried to jump rope and tripped over it
- 33.
Tried to sneak a peek at my presents before my birthday
- 34.
Tried to do a handstand and toppled over
- 35.
Tried to paint a picture and made a mess
- 36.
Tried to catch a fish and failed
- 37.
Tried to do a somersault and landed on my back
- 38.
Tried to build a pillow fort and it collapsed on me
- 39.
Tried to ride a bike without training wheels and fell over
- 40.
Tried to do a funny dance and fell down
- 41.
Tried to skip rocks across a pond and failed
- 42.
Tried to do a backflip on a trampoline and landed on my stomach
- 43.
Tried to make up a silly song and sang it to my family
- 44.
Cried because I got a terrible gift
- 45.
Played outside in the rain
- 46.
Cried at a Pixar movie
- 47.
Licked cake from the birthday candle
- 48.
Pretended to do my chores
- 49.
Thrown something out of the school bus window
- 50.
Gotten lost in a store and had to ask for help finding my family or friends
- 51.
Taken something from my sibling without them knowing
- 52.
Done something just because my parents told me not to
- 53.
Finished a whole case of soda in one day
- 54.
Gotten in trouble for texting during class
- 55.
Jumped into the water from a boat
- 56.
Drunk milk straight from the carton
- 57.
Cheated during a board game or card game
- 58.
Looked through my teacher’s desk
- 59.
Played “ding, dong, ditch”
- 60.
Prank-called a restaurant
- 61.
Fallen up the stairs in public
- 62.
Picked flowers from a neighbor’s yard
- 63.
Gone to school with my shirt inside out and didn’t notice
- 64.
Accidentally called my teacher “Mom”
- 65.
Walked through the neighborhood in just my socks
- 66.
Taken something from a parent and then lost it
- 67.
Drawn on myself
- 68.
Cried to get what I wanted
- 69.
Accidentally said a bad word in front of my parents
- 70.
Taken someone else’s lunch just for fun
- 71.
Touched a worm
- 72.
Tried to stay awake all night
- 73.
Drawn on myself with markers
- 74.
Gotten scared by a bug or a spider
- 75.
Tried to do a handstand in the swimming pool
- 76.
Gotten scared by a spooky noise in the dark
- 77.
Said the dog ate my homework
- 78.
Stuck gum under a desk
- 79.
Fallen from a tree
- 80.
Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting
- 81.
Saved my lunch money to buy something else
- 82.
Had my hair cut without asking my mom first
- 83.
Watched a movie or played a game my parents didn’t approve of
- 84.
Tried to sneak a cookie from the cookie jar
- 85.
Played a prank on someone
- 86.
Played a prank on my siblings or friends
- 87.
Watched an R-rated movie
- 88.
Got hit by a ball in the head
- 89.
Used the excuse “My pet ate my homework
- 90.
Fallen off a bike
- 91.
Eaten cereal for dinner
- 92.
Lost my house key
- 93.
Waited until the last minute to do my chores
- 94.
Received a gift I didn’t like
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What are some funny Never Have I Ever questions for children?
A few from the top of this list: “Never have I ever pretended to be a superhero and saved the day”, “Never have I ever played a prank on my parents or siblings” and “Never have I ever tried to eat something yucky just to impress my friends”. There are 94 in all, top picks first.
How do you play Never Have I Ever virtually?
On a video call, one person opens the Funny for Kids deck on this site's Play page and reads each statement out, and everyone who has done it puts a finger down. On your own, choose Just me and the game deals the statements one at a time. It's free, with no sign-up.
What is a good Never Have I Ever game for kids?
Group Rounds, on one phone for the room. Someone reads each statement out loud and taps who put a finger down, and the last player with fingers left wins. Press Play with a group to set it up.