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94 Funny Never Have I Ever Questions for Kids

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  1. 1.

    Pretended to be a superhero and saved the day

  2. 2.

    Played a prank on my parents or siblings

  3. 3.

    Tried to eat something yucky just to impress my friends

  4. 4.

    Pretended to be a famous singer or actor in front of the mirror

  5. 5.

    Played a prank on a teacher

  6. 6.

    Told my mom I was going to a PG movie but saw an R movie instead

  7. 7.

    Fed my dinner to the dog when no one was looking

  8. 8.

    Ignored dog poop in the house so I didn’t have to clean it

  9. 9.

    Made a silly face while taking a selfie

  10. 10.

    Sung a song in front of a mirror using a hairbrush as a microphone

  11. 11.

    Tried to climb a tree and got stuck

  12. 12.

    Tried to sneakily feed my vegetables to the family pet

  13. 13.

    Pretended to be a chef and cooked up a pretend meal

  14. 14.

    Tried to invent my own secret language with made-up words

  15. 15.

    Tried baby food as an olderkid

  16. 16.

    Thought a cartoon character was attractive

  17. 17.

    Tried to teach my pet a silly trick

  18. 18.

    Stolen food from someone’s lunch tray

  19. 19.

    Pretended to need the bathroom to leave a boring class

  20. 20.

    Dipped my finger into the peanut butter jar and put it back on the shelf

  21. 21.

    Sold my lunch to a classmate

  22. 22.

    Stayed up all night playing video games

  23. 23.

    Eaten one of the dog’s treats

  24. 24.

    Gone swimming in the bathtub

  25. 25.

    Tried to touch my nose with my tongue

  26. 26.

    Jumped in a puddle while wearing my favorite shoes

  27. 27.

    Played hide and seek and couldn’t find anyone

  28. 28.

    Made a silly face in the mirror and laughed at myself

  29. 29.

    Tried to do a cartwheel and fell on my back

  30. 30.

    Tried to do a cartwheel and failed

  31. 31.

    Tried to do a magic trick and failed

  32. 32.

    Tried to jump rope and tripped over it

  33. 33.

    Tried to sneak a peek at my presents before my birthday

  34. 34.

    Tried to do a handstand and toppled over

  35. 35.

    Tried to paint a picture and made a mess

  36. 36.

    Tried to catch a fish and failed

  37. 37.

    Tried to do a somersault and landed on my back

  38. 38.

    Tried to build a pillow fort and it collapsed on me

  39. 39.

    Tried to ride a bike without training wheels and fell over

  40. 40.

    Tried to do a funny dance and fell down

  41. 41.

    Tried to skip rocks across a pond and failed

  42. 42.

    Tried to do a backflip on a trampoline and landed on my stomach

  43. 43.

    Tried to make up a silly song and sang it to my family

  44. 44.

    Cried because I got a terrible gift

  45. 45.

    Played outside in the rain

  46. 46.

    Cried at a Pixar movie

  47. 47.

    Licked cake from the birthday candle

  48. 48.

    Pretended to do my chores

  49. 49.

    Thrown something out of the school bus window

  50. 50.

    Gotten lost in a store and had to ask for help finding my family or friends

  51. 51.

    Taken something from my sibling without them knowing

  52. 52.

    Done something just because my parents told me not to

  53. 53.

    Finished a whole case of soda in one day

  54. 54.

    Gotten in trouble for texting during class

  55. 55.

    Jumped into the water from a boat

  56. 56.

    Drunk milk straight from the carton

  57. 57.

    Cheated during a board game or card game

  58. 58.

    Looked through my teacher’s desk

  59. 59.

    Played “ding, dong, ditch”

  60. 60.

    Prank-called a restaurant

  61. 61.

    Fallen up the stairs in public

  62. 62.

    Picked flowers from a neighbor’s yard

  63. 63.

    Gone to school with my shirt inside out and didn’t notice

  64. 64.

    Accidentally called my teacher “Mom”

  65. 65.

    Walked through the neighborhood in just my socks

  66. 66.

    Taken something from a parent and then lost it

  67. 67.

    Drawn on myself

  68. 68.

    Cried to get what I wanted

  69. 69.

    Accidentally said a bad word in front of my parents

  70. 70.

    Taken someone else’s lunch just for fun

  71. 71.

    Touched a worm

  72. 72.

    Tried to stay awake all night

  73. 73.

    Drawn on myself with markers

  74. 74.

    Gotten scared by a bug or a spider

  75. 75.

    Tried to do a handstand in the swimming pool

  76. 76.

    Gotten scared by a spooky noise in the dark

  77. 77.

    Said the dog ate my homework

  78. 78.

    Stuck gum under a desk

  79. 79.

    Fallen from a tree

  80. 80.

    Eaten a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting

  81. 81.

    Saved my lunch money to buy something else

  82. 82.

    Had my hair cut without asking my mom first

  83. 83.

    Watched a movie or played a game my parents didn’t approve of

  84. 84.

    Tried to sneak a cookie from the cookie jar

  85. 85.

    Played a prank on someone

  86. 86.

    Played a prank on my siblings or friends

  87. 87.

    Watched an R-rated movie

  88. 88.

    Got hit by a ball in the head

  89. 89.

    Used the excuse “My pet ate my homework

  90. 90.

    Fallen off a bike

  91. 91.

    Eaten cereal for dinner

  92. 92.

    Lost my house key

  93. 93.

    Waited until the last minute to do my chores

  94. 94.

    Received a gift I didn’t like

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What are some funny Never Have I Ever questions for children?

A few from the top of this list: “Never have I ever pretended to be a superhero and saved the day”, “Never have I ever played a prank on my parents or siblings” and “Never have I ever tried to eat something yucky just to impress my friends”. There are 94 in all, top picks first.

How do you play Never Have I Ever virtually?

On a video call, one person opens the Funny for Kids deck on this site's Play page and reads each statement out, and everyone who has done it puts a finger down. On your own, choose Just me and the game deals the statements one at a time. It's free, with no sign-up.

What is a good Never Have I Ever game for kids?

Group Rounds, on one phone for the room. Someone reads each statement out loud and taps who put a finger down, and the last player with fingers left wins. Press Play with a group to set it up.