500 Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

Been chased by a goose

Tried to see how many marshmallows can fit into my mouth

Tried to pass a silent fart, but it came out loud instead

Lied about liking a gift someone gave me

Sent a text to the person I was gossiping about

Pretended my internet was bad to avoid participating

Eaten someone else's lunch from the communal fridge

Reorganised my entire workspace to avoid doing actual work

Pretended to be a superhero and saved the day

Played a prank on my parents or siblings

Tried to eat something yucky just to impress my friends

Farted and pretended someone else did it

Laughed so hard you actually cried

Pretended I had a phone call to get out of talking with someone

Bragged about something I have not done

Sprayed perfume on my mouth

Farted loudly and refused to admit it was me

Ruined date night just so I could be reunited with my bed

Farted in front of my partner and blamed it on someone else

Been on a disastrous date

Been mistaken for a couple’s therapist

Laughed so hard, I accidentally peed my pants

Stole something from my siblings… permanently

Been caught picking my nose and eating it

Laughed so hard that I weed

Blamed a fart on a pet

Squirted whipped cream straight into my mouth

Thought a cartoon character was hot

Accidentally photobombed the couple's wedding pictures

Tried to take a cool selfie and ended up with a double chin instead

Danced like nobody was watching... before finding out that everyone was watching

Quietly farted at work and then left the room

Shaved my body hair into a random shape for a laugh

Rubbed someone else's toothbrush in something other than toothpaste

Tried to learn a TikTok dance and completely failed

Been caught singing or dancing when I thought I was alone

Talked to a pet or inanimate object like it was a person

Pretended to understand something when I had no idea what was going on

Tried an internet challenge or trend with disastrous results

Been the victim of a hilarious prank

Attempted a DIY project that looked nothing like the picture

Had a dream where I showed up to school or work naked

Bragged about something and then immediately failed at it

Had a truly bizarre encounter with a stranger

Made up a totally ridiculous song and performed it for my friends

Pretended to be a famous singer or actor in front of the mirror

Pretended to like a friend’s terrible music choice

Texted a funny picture meant for a friend to the wrong person

Accidentally sent my friend an embarrassing voice message

Convinced a friend to try something completely ridiculous

Gotten lost on a road trip or adventure with friends

Made my friend do something embarrassing in public for a funny video

Made my friends subtly ask my crush questions about me

Pretended to be on an important call to get out of a conversation

Left a passive-aggressive note for a messy coworker

Fantasized about telling off my boss

Gone on a blind date that was a total disaster

Accidentally sent an inappropriate text to my mom

Farted in a store and quickly walked away

Done something embarrassing during a game of Truth or Dare

Lied about being busy just to stay home and do nothing

Played a prank on a teacher

Told my mom I was going to a PG movie but saw an R movie instead

Fed my dinner to the dog when no one was looking

Ignored dog poop in the house so I didn’t have to clean it

Sung karaoke in public

Fallen down stairs in front of other people

Secretly stolen food from my partner’s plate

Gotten into a Twitter argument with a stranger

Pretended to understand a meme when I had no idea what it meant

Cried over a celebrity breakup or death like they were someone I actually knew

Lied to get out of social plans

Accidentally liked an old post while stalking someone on social media

Accidentally farted in public

Doodled a silly cartoon on my sleeping sibling's face

Been attracted to a cartoon character

Made up a language

Accidentally set something on fire

Eaten dog food

Smelled my own farts

Accidentally worn the same outfit as someone else at an event

Written and recorded a song

Jumped into a swimming pool with all my clothes on

Had food come out of my nose

Taken out gum and stuck it somewhere “for later.”

Pretended to have an accent

Pretended to get a text to leave a date

Fake-cried to get something

Shaved my eyebrows off

Unfollowed a friend on social media

Brought a parent on a date with me

Dressed as the opposite sex

Sung karaoke in front of a crowd

Had a paranormal experience

Brought my pet to a video meeting intentionally

Made a silly face while taking a selfie

Sung a song in front of a mirror using a hairbrush as a microphone

Tried to climb a tree and got stuck

Tried to sneakily feed my vegetables to the family pet

Pretended to be a chef and cooked up a pretend meal

Tried to invent my own secret language with made-up words

Used a fake name at a bar or club

Killed an snail

Broken something and blamed someone else

Made a video of myself singing

Tried baby food as an olderkid

Gone to a party I wasn’t invited to

Ridden a unicycle

Belly-flopped in a pool

Accidentally dropped something into the toilet

Secretly eaten something off someone else’s plate

Licked a bar of soap

Fallen off a boat

Tasted dog food

Tasted cat food

Tried out sweet martial arts moves by myself

Made dumb faces at myself in the bathroom mirror

Been frisked by police or by airport personnel

Talked to myself in the mirror

Thought a cartoon character was attractive

Had a hole in the back of my pants without me knowing

Shoved everything in my closet to have a cleanroom

Dropped something in the toilet then used it as usual as if nothing happened

Broken a piece of furniture by sitting on it

Had a bedroom injury

Felt attracted to a fictional character

Given a bad gift intentionally

Done a couple’s costume for Halloween

Used my partner’s toothbrush without permission

Said I’m full just to leave the table

Pretended I was sick to get out of school

Gotten into the wrong car

Witnessed a wedding proposal during someone else's wedding

Laughed at my joke before finishing the punchline

Mistaken a stranger for someone I knew and embarrassingly greeted them

Pretended to understand a foreign language and replied with gibberish

Accidentally stumbled upon my date's ex's social media profile

Accidentally snorted while laughing on a date

Mistaken a stranger for my date and awkwardly approached them

Used the men’s toilet because the ladies’ line was too long

Belched the alphabet

Sneezed into my hands and then wiped it on something

Done a sick burp and swallowed it

Eaten something which was on the floor for over 10 seconds

Bitten my toenails as an adult

Had a crush on a fictional character

Tried a weird food combination that was surprisingly good

Gotten my shoe stuck in something (like mud or an escalator)

Tried to fix something and made it way worse

Completely missed the point of a joke

Given myself a terrible haircut

Sent a message to the wrong group chat

Mispronounced someone’s name for an embarrassingly long time

Tried to teach my pet a silly trick

Tried to sneak vegetables into a dessert recipe

Tried to fix a broken item and made it worse

Worn my clothes inside out or backwards without noticing

Tried to style my hair in a totally crazy way

Given a friend a truly awful gift

Tried to convince my friends that I saw something bizarre or paranormal

Given my friend relationship advice that turned out to be terrible

Tried to find out my crush’s astrological sign

Laughed at an inappropriate moment during a presentation

Regifted something I received at a work event

Secretly disliked a coworker’s work habits

Swapped chewed gum with someone

Faked an illness to stay home from work

Purposely given someone the wrong directions

Clogged someone else’s toilet

Lied to leave a party and gotten caught

Stuffed my pockets with food from a buffet

Passed off store-bought food as homemade at a party

Replied to a text while pretending to be someone else

Bought a cheap gift and repackaged it to look expensive

Used an Ouija board

Lost a security deposit on a rental

Re-gifted a present to the person who originally gave it to me

Taken a used plate back to a buffet for more food

Lied about my child’s age to get a discount

Stolen food from someone’s lunch tray

Pretended to need the bathroom to leave a boring class

Dipped my finger into the peanut butter jar and put it back on the shelf

Sold my lunch to a classmate

Stayed up all night playing video games

Eaten one of the dog’s treats

Gone swimming in the bathtub

Practiced kissing on a mirror

Peed in the shower or bath

Tried to touch my nose with my tongue

Grabbed the wrong person’s hand in a line or at the movies

Been caught talking to myself

Finished a whole series without my partner (when we promised to watch together)

Tried to teach my partner something and failed miserably

Gotten lost in a foreign country

Been to Disney World or Disneyland as an adult

Been on a group vacation with more than 10 people

Been to a famous landmark and been disappointed

Used a photo editing app to drastically change my appearance

Been the third wheel on what I thought was a group hang

Set up two friends who ended up dating

Had a wedding outfit malfunction

Been to a wedding that ran out of food or drinks

Been part of a wedding prank or surprise

Said “you too” when a waiter said “enjoy your meal.”

Run into a door because I thought it was automatic

Given someone a backhanded compliment

Made a secret pact with my friends

Taken my sibling's clothes without asking and wrecked them

Paid my sibling to do my chores

Pranked my brother or sister while they were asleep

Pulled over so my kid could pee out the car door

Edited a selfie beyond recognition before posting it

Wished I was one of the Kardashians

Gone on a double date with my parents

Learned a TikTok dance

Sung in public

Cried when a fictional character died

Worn pyjamas in public

Eaten food that broke the five-second rule

Dropped my phone in the toilet

Butt-dialed my parents

Danced on a table

Walked into the wrong public bathroom by mistake

Had an embarrassing fall

Screamed at a scary movie

Pretended to be sick to get out of something

Believed something was haunted

Re-gifted a present I didn’t want

Peed in the pool

Googled someone before a date

Said I'd call but never bothered

Blamed my farts on another person

Faked being sick so I could stay home and chill

Danced in the shower

Sung a song and messed up the lyrics

Been caught sneaking into a movie

Joined a meeting late and had no idea what was being discussed

Turned my camera off on a video call to do something else

Worked from bed for an entire day

Attended a meeting while still in pyjamas

Googled a colleague before meeting them

Used a work device for personal shopping

Taken office supplies home

Arrived at the office only to realise it was a public holiday

Pretended to be busy when I actually wasn't

Hidden from a colleague to avoid a conversation

Worn mismatched shoes to work

Learned a new skill just to add it to my CV

Applied for a job I was completely unqualified for

Jumped in a puddle while wearing my favorite shoes

Played hide and seek and couldn’t find anyone

Made a silly face in the mirror and laughed at myself

Tried to do a cartwheel and fell on my back

Tried to do a cartwheel and failed

Tried to do a magic trick and failed

Tried to jump rope and tripped over it

Tried to sneak a peek at my presents before my birthday

Tried to do a handstand and toppled over

Tried to paint a picture and made a mess

Tried to catch a fish and failed

Tried to do a somersault and landed on my back

Tried to build a pillow fort and it collapsed on me

Tried to ride a bike without training wheels and fell over

Tried to do a funny dance and fell down

Tried to skip rocks across a pond and failed

Tried to do a backflip on a trampoline and landed on my stomach

Tried to make up a silly song and sang it to my family

Had a regrettable haircut or hairstyle

Pretended to be someone else to get out of trouble

Swum with my clothes on

Cheated on a board-game

Played a prank on a friend

Taken part in a talent show

Regifted a present

Told people a completely untrue story

Got chewing gum stuck in my hair

Lied about where I was going

Thrown up after an amusement ride

Talked to myself out loud

Been stuck in an elevator

Cried because I got a terrible gift

Peed in the shower

Played outside in the rain

Ridden on a motorcycle

Been in a video on YouTube

Dyed my hair

Eaten a whole pizza by myself

Cried while watching Titanic

Cried at a Pixar movie

Smuggled food or candy into a movie theater

Sang a Justin Bieber song in the shower

Gone on a “bad” blind date

Been turned off by your morning breath

Watched children’s cartoons I’m too old for

Stayed up all night after watching a scary movie

Licked cake from the birthday candle

Told a friend a lie to get out of hanging out with them

Laughed at a joke I didn’t get

Taken a test unprepared

Eaten something past its expiration date

Walked out of a movie

Pretended to do my chores

Sang the wrong lyrics of a song

Thrown something out of the school bus window

Stolen food from the office refrigerator

Actually laughed out loud when typing “LOL”

Cursed someone in a non-native language

Watched a TV series only for the dirty scenes

Done something stupid and then reasoned it as “You only live once”

Thought a friend’s parent was hot

Visited a gay bar

Gone on a date without brushing my teeth

Bought a gift for a partner and ended up keeping it

Made a partner watch a movie or show that I love

Forgotten the name of a date

Gone on a date for free food

Gone on a date to a place I hated

Tried to lose at a game of truth or dare

Been to a psychic or fortune teller

Taken the wrong person’s hand

Called the person the wrong name I was dating

Had toilet paper stuck to my butt when I left the toilet

Peed in the shower or pool

Clogged a toilet

Worn something out of the dirty laundry

Eaten someone else’s lunch in the work fridge

Binged an entire TV show in one day

Been to a psychic

Been stopped by airport security

Accidentally knocked over a wedding cake

Caught the bride or groom checking their phone during the ceremony

Lied in this game

Accidentally walked into a glass door

Accidentally spilt a drink on my date

Sent a text to the wrong person while on a date

Gone on a date and forgot my wallet or purse

Gotten lost or had trouble finding the location for a date

Had to make an excuse to leave a night out

Eaten what I knew was someone else's food

Used the gents in a club because the line for the ladies was too long

Accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom

Accidentally sent a text meant for someone else

Fallen asleep in a weird place

Gotten lost in a place I go to all the time (like my house or workplace)

Fallen off my chair in public

Sung along to a song without knowing any of the lyrics

Walked into a glass door or window

Locked myself out of my house or car

Gotten lost trying to follow simple directions

Used a phrase or slang term completely wrong

Made a really silly social media post

Worn mismatched socks all day without noticing

Spilled food all over myself at a fancy event

Sent a text message full of typos and gibberish

Started using a word without knowing what it actually means

Had a major misunderstanding because of bad texting etiquette

Accidentally worn two different shoes to school or work

Tried a food I hated and actually liked it

Laughed so hard I cried

Gotten lost in a store and had to ask for help finding my family or friends

Gotten on the wrong bus or train

Won a silly contest or competition

Borrowed a friend’s clothes and never returned them

Played a harmless prank on a friend and regretted it

Worn the same outfit as a friend by accident

Competed with a friend over something totally petty

Procrastinated on a big project until the very last minute

Tried to find excuses to leave work early

Woken up in a strange place

Lied about doing something I didn’t actually do

Borrowed something and never returned it

Waited in line for hours to buy concert tickets

Borrowed something from a neighbor just to be nosy

Burned a holiday dinner

Switched salt and pepper as a prank

Worn dirty underwear inside out

Cheated on a diet

Bought something I didn’t need just because it was on sale

Fallen asleep while talking on the phone

Googled myself to see what comes up

Joined a gym and never gone

Stayed in pajamas all day during a remote workday

Taken something from my sibling without them knowing

Done something just because my parents told me not to

Finished a whole case of soda in one day

Gotten in trouble for texting during class

Jumped into the water from a boat

Drunk milk straight from the carton

Cheated during a board game or card game

Looked through my teacher’s desk

Played “ding, dong, ditch”

Prank-called a restaurant

Fallen up the stairs in public

Picked flowers from a neighbor’s yard

Gone to school with my shirt inside out and didn’t notice

Accidentally called my teacher “Mom”

Walked through the neighborhood in just my socks

Stayed up all night doing a school project

Taken something from a parent and then lost it

Drawn on myself

Cried to get what I wanted

Fallen in public

Accidentally said a bad word in front of my parents

Read my sibling’s diary

Made and worn a cosplay costume

Played video games for more than six hours with barely any breaks

Watched the entire Lord of the Rings extended trilogy alone

Taken someone else’s lunch just for fun

Binge-watched a full series in one day

Ditched a date to hang out with friends

Turned down a date just to stay home alone

Lied to someone just to avoid getting in trouble

Walked into a glass door

Lost my keys and been locked out

Accidentally worn something inside out or backwards in public

Danced with my partner in the kitchen

Been on a road trip longer than 8 hours

Had my luggage lost by an airline

Had a TikTok go viral

Pretended to be busy by posting on social media

Bought something because I saw it in a TikTok ad

Paid for a dating app premium subscription

Ordered food delivery while already in my pajamas at 2 PM

Fallen down a Wikipedia rabbit hole for hours

Been to a party where I knew literally no one except the host

Left a party without saying goodbye to anyone

Made a speech that didn’t go as planned

Been in a wedding party where the outfits didn’t fit

Laughed so hard I peed a little

Walked into the wrong bathroom

Texted the wrong person

Gotten lost in my own neighborhood

Called someone by the wrong name during a conversation

Waved at someone who wasn’t actually waving at me

Snored loudly during a nap in public

Forgotten someone’s name right after they introduced themselves

Slipped and fallen in front of a large crowd

Been caught singing in the shower

Forgotten what I was saying mid-sentence

Bought matching outfits with my partner

Faked being sick to avoid going to school

Lied to a friend to get out of plans

Made a TikTok video

Gotten detention for something funny

Attended a bachelorette or bachelor party

Laughed at someone else’s misfortune

Called in sick to avoid an event

Unfollowed someone for being annoying on social media

Eavesdropped on someone else’s conversation

Interrupted someone while they were talking

Slept over at a friend’s house without asking my parents

Made a prank call with friends

Laughed so hard I cried with friends

Pulled an all-nighter with friends

Tried to bake cookies and burned them

Held a hard line on bedtime

Lied about my kid's age to get a cheaper ticket

Blamed my kids to get out of something

Grabbed fast food just to stop my kids from whining

Lost my temper during family game night

Pulled a prank on my mom or dad

Handed my kids the iPad just for a break

Bought my kids something way too expensive just to see them happy

Tried to convince a sibling they did what I did

Let my kids do things I swore I never would

Worn something once and then taken it back to the store

Gotten trapped inside a shirt in the fitting room

Passed out with all my makeup still on

Talked to myself

Called someone the wrong name more than once

Missed a high five

Participated in a TikTok challenge

Bitten my toenails

Touched a worm

Used someone else’s Netflix account

Fallen asleep in public

Paid for a gym class and not attended

Cut my own hair

Been chased by a dog

Argued with a pet

Broken a bone

Tried to stay awake all night

Drawn on myself with markers

Gotten scared by a bug or a spider

Tried to do a handstand in the swimming pool

Gotten scared by a spooky noise in the dark

Pretended to know a stranger

Eaten a raw egg

Eaten a raw potato

Won a contest

Won an award

Gone on a jet-ski

Stayed awake all night

Run into a sliding door

Thought you looked disgusting in the morning

Lost sunglasses that I was already wearing

Been trapped in an elevator

Copied a friend’s outfit

Used the bathroom in complete darkness

Eaten fruit without washing it first